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Recently an unidentified man was in the hospital
to have his wedding ring removed from his penis. His mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and was so angered by this that she slipped his ring on his penis while he slept. We don't know which is worse: 1) having your mistress find out you're married. 2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. OR 3) having everyone find out your wedding ring fits on your penis. |
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Hey Karen,
It's been established that you've got a great body, and you're attractive. Although Enser seems to believe that your vagina is big enough to charge admission for tours. There's a picture I'd like to see faked. Is there any possibility that you're using your husband's penis "problem" as an excuse to display your generous portions of flesh? If the problem is truly his penis then we really wouldn't have had to see so many pictures of you would we? Not complaining mind you, I like the pictures. You want to get laid baby? Dressing like that on the beach should have given you the option to collect more then sea shells. Maybe you're holding the wrong thing up to your ear. Next time you and your husband are at the beach pull your husband's trunks down when you see a likely prospect and simply ask the same question you've put forth here, "Don't I deserve better then this?" I'll bet it doesn't take more then two or three asks, before you get the "answer" you're seeking. Unless of course they happen to be gay, and then he ends up having more fun then you. Life can be such a bitch can't it? When the minister said "for better or worse," you just didn't think he was talking about cock did you? Good luck Baby |
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Just wanted to pop in and encourage Karen. You are one sexy woman and there's nothing wrong with finding a man who deserves that body and fucking the hell out of him. Your husband's dick is far too small to fully satisfy you, go find someone who can!
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